Play Hoops I Did It Again

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Are Britney Spears and 'N Sync'southward Justin Timberlake going pro?

On Friday nosotros asked your help to determine what was going on. Here are some of the best caption suggestions from more than 1,700 responses from Page 2 readers for this week's Mystery Photo.

"I can't believe, like, Christina is sitting out gym form once more with another "medical excuse." I mean, similar, you know her mother makes those up for her!"
Josh McElhattan
Belmont, Mass.

"Awarding an NBA franchise to 'N Sync will aid achieve the increasingly assisting demographic of the thirteen- to xiv-year-sometime white female person," said commissioner David Stern in a printing briefing Friday afternoon. "Assuasive Britney to play power forward," he added, grinning diabolically, "that's just for me."
Ryan 1000.
Houston

"Justin, I hate this compatible. ... You tin't even see my breadbasket."
Chadwick Feagan
Washington

In an effort to make learning fun, Microsoft displays new high-priced interactive fraction flash cards for the kids.
Tim
Holden, Maine

"This one time, at basketball campsite ..."
Eamon Reilly
Dumont, N.J.

"I'm bored, Justin. When's the game gonna start?"
"As soon as Michael Jordan gets out of his wheelchair, and Kwame Brown gets out of his high-chair, honey."
Jeff Kokosinski
Clifton, Due north.J.

After learning the perks of pro hoopsters, Justin told Britney he was going to the Gilt Club after the game. Britney, assuming he meant the ritzy jewelry store, was thrilled.
Mike Green
Dayton, Ohio

"C'mon, option me, pick me. I swear guys, I got game. ... Britney'southward non that expert."
Lee Rosenberg
Seattle

Here's Justin Timberlake shooting hoops with his better half.
Grant Bailie
Brandon, Fla.

[Insert Jerry Krause draft joke here]
Doug Eckert
Norman, Okla.

"Britney, if Shaq says you're on his listing, too, I'grand going to Dirty Pop
his @$%."
Brett Muhlke
St. Louis

The NBA's version of the Battle at Bighorn.
Len Hoover
Kent, Ohio

Anna Kournikova is no longer the best looking athlete out there.
Howie
Vestal, North.Y.

Everyone waited with anticipation as Mattel unveiled its 2001 line of basketball Ken and Barbie.

Ben Morrissey
Sparta, N.J.

"Honey, retrieve ... when yous pass to me ... not at the chest ... they're expensive."
Albie
Boston

A bizzare series of events unfold all because Britney Spears was seen here wearing habiliment that covers her bellybutton, thus sparking rumors of pregnancy. In their statement Britney and Justin maintain that she is all the same a virgin and cite immaculate formulation. Madonna has since sued Spears for stealing her epitome, forgetting that she is non the Madonna.
Corey Bruns
Colorado Springs, Colo.

Once once again, NBA expansion has diluted the talent pool.
Jason Horwitz
Connecticut

There will now be a re-vote for which women'due south basketball game actor we would want to see pose for Playboy.
C. Ransom
St. Louis

Britney and Justin show business concern every bit EMTs attend to Mariah Carey's injuries suffered during a ferocious backboard shattering douse.
Greg Chiliad.
Tallahassee, Fla.

In an effort to amend its staggering criminal offense, the Rutgers men's basketball game team has recruited Britney Spears in an endeavor to describe defensive quintuple-teams, thus allowing Justin and every other non-Britney to score at will for Rutgers.
Steve Thornton
Palatine, Sick.

With the Minnesota Timberwolves looking to solidify their backcourt, Kevin McHale signs Justin and Britney in a secret contract agreement.
Joel Martin
Los Gatos, Calif.

Hey Justin, check out the uniforms on the Lakers' cheerleaders, they are and then, like, 1999.
Douglas Chagnon
Danvers, Mass.

"If Shaq can sing, why can't we? ... Oh wait, he can't sing. We're screwed."
Charles
Boston

Honey, why did Patrick Ewing just wave to you?
Jamie
Woodbridge, Conn.

"When they told the states we'd exist playing for the Knights in this clemency game, they never said anything almost Bobby being the coach. Man, he is tearing J.C. a new a$$#*!&.
Peter Kohan
New York

Geez, honey. The Nets gave Kendall Gill $8 meg last year. Imagine what nosotros could make!
David Cohen
Hoboken, N.J.

And finally, here is what Reuters stated was happening: Singer Britney Spears and her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake of 'N Sync warm up prior to the celebrity basketball game game at the pop ring'southward "Claiming for the Children III" upshot July 29, 2001, at the Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas. The three-solar day effect raises money for charities including The Arnold Palmer Infirmary for Women and Children, the Epilepsy Foundation, Calvary Academy, the Las Vegas Boys & Girls Guild, Camp Good Days and the Justin Timberlake Foundation. Reuters/Ethan Miller